"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." – Albert Einstein

Killer PJ’s Are Back…


Using your brain is strictly prohibited!!
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre.
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Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.
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Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Maine Gate Khola toh,
Chowkidaar bola.......
ALL IZZ WELL
ALL IZZ WELL.
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Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Ek chutki sindur ki, kimaat tum kya jaano rames babu..??
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Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
"Aayenge...! Mere Karan - Karan Arjun aayenge..."
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Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Basanti inn kutto ke saamne mat naachna..
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IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hain,
12 saal se Daya ek he Qualis Chala raha hain.
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Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
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Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY,
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY,
ACP pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
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 Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat hogaya, rubber de rubber..!
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Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..
A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.
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2 Cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal waale bed mein admit the.
Pehla Cockroach: "Kya dost Baygon se?
Dusra Cockroach: "Nahin re Paragon se..!!

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