…. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
.. . . I’ll give same advice to my children also . . …
A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said ‘SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka
de raha hai’.
Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 2 ltr.
Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan’s chair
Santa – Oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.!!..
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
Teacher: A for?
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent
my wife with him.
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal……" Finally he wrote the
….. "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……"
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!…
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer: who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….
A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati….
Amitabh: In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar: Liquid state…..
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS…….
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India …
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know
start with petrol
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All
India Radio! ‘
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his
head. Is he crying?
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup….
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.