"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." – Albert Einstein

Quotes of the day: 14 Jan 2011


"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."

Peter Ustinov


"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath."
Dave Barry


"The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn’t require any."
Russell Baker

"What’s another word for Thesaurus?"

Steven Wright

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