Ra.one Jokes Collection :
1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions…!
2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.
3: Breaking News…! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE’s release
4: Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, “Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana”
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn’t wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one…!
7: Nahi chala RA.ONE…! Ab SRKbolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.
8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.
9: Ra.One gives more pain than a wife – HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.
10: Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill…! Put people behind bars who made such movie.
11: As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.
12: Faking News 100 people committed mass suiced after watching Ra.one!