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Software engineer

A Junior Software engineer, a Senior Software engineer and their Project Manager r on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, “Normally, 1 is granted 3 wishes but as you are 3, I will allow 1 wish each”.

So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I want the 1st wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. “Pfuffff” and he was gone.

Now the Senior Software engineer could not keep quiet and shouted ” I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. “Pfuffff” and he was also gone.

The Project Manager calmly said,” I want these 2 idiots back in the office after lunch at 1.30pm”

Moral: Always allow the boss 2 speek 1st………